peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
friendlycloud: vvorldwideweb: keep-calm-and-geek-on: vvorldwideweb: scaraptor: vvorldwideweb: what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you What if it does but we can’t hear it? do u kno what screaming is Silence is the loudest scream deep Only on Tumblr
My mom and I were at target and we were starting at this shelf looking at all the cake mix stuff because THEY HAD PINK LEMONADE FLAVOR?!?!?!?! I turn to leave and find this kid is just…. staring at me with these big eyes. I think he made a small gesture as if he’s just.. waiting for us to move. Well, EXCUSE YOU. You have the rest of the aisle to maneuver around us. He’s in our...
I’m ssoooooo sorry if I haven’t responded to your message. I PROMISE I WILL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
indecisivebritt: iluvjr: renners-chick: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here The Avengers is fun not because there’re superheroes but because there’re human beings - Clint, Nat, Coulson. That and i hate it when they change the actors halfway through the...